Tuesday, January 29, 2008

How to beat Tiger Woods

Beating Tiger Woods is easy. All you have to do, no matter which course your playing on, is shoot 20 under par, and you will start stacking a string of victories together.

Yes, to beat Tiger you'll need scrap 5 birdies 4 days in a row no matter how tough the course is.

Tiger wins because he consistantly plays better than everyone else. (That's redundantly simple.) However, when players see Tiger near the top of the leaderboard they become mesmorized, and they think his victory is almost a foregone conclusion, and there is rarely (never) a sufficient charge to take him down. Also, the army of people following him are thinking he's already won, which is why, if you're playing with Tiger and the tournament is on the line, the crowd is less likely to be quiet during your swing, which makes it even more difficult.

So, if you're going to beat Tiger, you need to forget about Tiger, forget about the roaring crowd, and make birdies.

And, that's how you beat Tiger Woods.

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