Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Product placement should be the only advertising there is.

Paul Potts "Britains Got Talent"

This guy can sing. This was the first YouTube video I watched on my iphone.

Here's a guy, who sells mobile phones. He went to Italy for one year's worth of vocal training, and now he can freakin' sing like Pavarotti.

It just shows you what you can do with a little passion and dedication.

How about an Oscar for best comedy.

Some of the best movies ever made have been comedies, yet nearly every great funny movie has been snubbed and overlooked by the Academy, which tells me that not only does the Academy kind of suck, it tells that they are somewhat incapable of creative thinking.

There are two sides to the theater mask: comedy and trajedy. The Academy overlooks half of the acting world. That's no small overlook.

The unspoken message the Academy is conveying is the only thing that matters is seriousness. It's brainwashing. They've dictated that the only thing that matters is what we say matters and what matters is DRAMA. Half the equation is missing.

If I was an actor, who won an Academy award, I would pull a George C. Scott. I would refuse an Oscar on the grounds that they don't have a category for COMEDY. I would tell those brainwashing assholes to stick Oscar up their asses.

(In my fantasy world)

I won't accept the Oscar until I hear the words:

And the Oscar for best Comedy goes to...

And the Oscar for best Director of a Comedy goes to...

And the Oscar for best Actor in a Comedy goes to...

And the Oscar for best Actress in a Comedy goes to...

And the Oscar for best Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy goes to...

And the Oscar for best Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy goes to...

Seriously, what's the point honoring an organization that doesn't appropriately honor the craft?

For 2008, I say the Oscar for best comedy goes to: Hamlet 2.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

How the media controls your mind

Here's a great video by Nufffrespect. He posts on YouTube.

Are you aware that propaganda is being used against you daily? It's designed to make you think a certain way. Mostly, your supposed to be confused.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

John Pilger -"The New Rulers Of The World"

The secret to making birdies is hitting awesome shots

This past Saturday I achieved a long time goal of making 3 birdies in one round of golf. It was sort of anti-climatic though.

To clarify, I shot a 44 on the front nine with 2 birdies. Par is 36. So, for all you mathematicians out there, who can tell how well I really played by seeing 2 birdies and a 44, you know I pretty much bogied and double bogied every single hole except for the holes I birdied. In other words, I sucked it up big time except for the 2 birdies.

Forget all that though. Let’s talk about the birdies.

The first birdie was awesome. It was on a long par 4 hole #7 at Keeton. I hit my drive straight as an arrow about 270 yards. I duffed my second shot short of the green. I was pissed, but I kept my cool. My 3rd shot was totally sweet, and it went exactly as planned for a change. I was 20 yards away. I chipped over a mound and onto the green. It rolled and broke about 7 feet, barely hit the flag, and dropped in the cup. If it didn’t drop, I still would have been inches away. Oh, and there was about 10 feet of break in the chip, which apparently, I read perfectly.

The next birdie was awesome too. It was on another fairly short par 4, #9. I drove my ball 336 yards to pin high 10 yards off the green. (I had a huge 30 mph tail wind!) I chipped on and almost made eagle, but the ball rolled 12 feet passed. My putt coming back had a foot of break, and I read it perfectly, and the ball dropped for a birdie. I was jumping up and down.

The last birdie came on the last hole. It just sort of happened. I wasn’t even thinking about my 3 birdie goal. #18 is a fairly long par 5 with water along the right side. I hit a good drive that landed in a clump of trees, but I still had a shot at the green. My next shot landed short of the green behind a bunker about 25 yards from pin. So, from behind a bunker, I hit my 3rd shot just passed the bunker and it rolled to within a foot of the cup for a tap-in birdie. Freakin’ sweet.

All day long, I couldn’t hit a shot to save my life, but on those 3 holes, I was Arnold Palmer.

Next up, 4 birdies.

Fluoride is really really bad for you! (Part 1,2,3)

Monday, December 15, 2008

|Chub•ba•lub•agus| (n.)

Someone who's voluptuous or who's happily living with some chub.

Bush "Adrenaline" (lyrics)

Bush has to be one of my all time favorite bands.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Rumsfeld's Plague

Are you eating anything with Aspartame in it?

Do you drink diet sodas?

Do you chew gum?

Do you eat anything with artificial sweeteners?

Did you realize Aspartame was once listed as a chemical weapon by the Pentagon back in 60s? Then, the douche nob, Rumsfeld, became CEO of Searle, and he used his political connections to bulldoze Aspartame through the FDA. Then, voila! A deadly poison with a sweet taste starts getting put into foods!

Stop using it immediately.

It's deadly poison, and it causes cancer.

Here's a list of serious illnesses it causes or contributes to:

blindness in one or both eyes
decreased vision and/or other eye problems such as: blurring, bright flashes, squiggly lines, tunnel vision, decreased night vision
pain in one or both eyes
decreased tears
trouble with contact lenses
bulging eyes

tinnitus - ringing or buzzing sound
severe intolerance of noise
marked hearing impairment

epileptic seizures
headaches, migraines and (some severe)
dizziness, unsteadiness, both
confusion, memory loss, both
severe drowsiness and sleepiness
paresthesia or numbness of the limbs
severe slurring of speech
severe hyperactivity and restless legs
atypical facial pain
severe tremors

severe depression
personality changes

palpitations, tachycardia
shortness of breath
recent high blood pressure

diarrhea, sometimes with blood in stools
abdominal pain
pain when swallowing

Skin and Allergies:
itching without a rash
lip and mouth reactions
aggravated respiratory allergies such as asthma

Endocrine and Metabolic:
loss of control of diabetes
menstrual changes
marked thinning or loss of hair
marked weight loss
gradual weight gain
aggravated low blood sugar (hypoglycemia)
severe PMS

frequency of voiding and burning during urination
excessive thirst, fluid retention, leg swelling, and bloating
increased susceptibility to infection

Additional Symptoms of Aspartame Toxicity include the most critical symptoms of all:
irreversible brain damage
birth defects, including mental retardation
peptic ulcers
aspartame addiction and increased craving for sweets
hyperactivity in children
severe depression
aggressive behavior
suicidal tendencies

Aspartame may trigger, mimic, or cause the following illnesses:
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Post-Polio Syndrome
Lyme Disease
Grave’s Disease
Meniere’s Disease
Alzheimer’s Disease
Multiple Sclerosis (MS)
Mercury sensitivity from Amalgam fillings
Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD)

Is bad enough for you?