If I could say anything to Tiger, it would go like this:
Look dude, you acted like a douche. You got caught. You got divorced. You are now an official member of the Douchebag Club along with 98% of the male population.
Welcome aboard.
As far as golf goes, you don't need to keep going through swing changes. You were winning with what you were doing before.
If you still care about golf, what you probably should do is add more tournaments to your schedule. Play more. Play as much as you can until you win. Win a few times with your old swing, then slack off.
The only thing left to "accomplish" are stupid superficial goals. No one cares, if you break Nicklaus' major record or Sam Snead's tournament win record. ...clearly, there's no need to reach either. ...those guys lived in a different era and golf was a completely different game back then, and everyone knows it.
...you've already sealed your legacy. ...there's no need to prove anything to anyone anymore. You could hang up your golf spikes tomorrow and say, "Mission Accomplished."
Consider you're entering "the fun phase" of your career. Have fun. With everything you've already accomplished, no one wants to see you getting all pissy and throwing tantrums on the course. ...that's fucking bush league and turning fans against you.
As far as feeling bad about getting divorced goes... It happens. Be glad you weren't trying to act like a Saint. ...that would have felt 10 times worse. ...the best way to get over the last one is the next one.
If you want to repair your image all you have to do is stop acting like a douchebag on the course, and off the course, go out and find another smoking hot Swedish blonde. (...preferably one with a better personality than Elin) Treat her like a princess, and let the world know it, which shouldn't be too hard with 5 million paparazzi leaches out there.
...this is probably your best course of action.
You're welcome.
I don't know who's advising you, but I gotta think they're not doing a good job.
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