How Al Gore Became A Billionaire In 5 Easy Steps:

How a douchebag, who sold us NAFTA by assuring no jobs would go to Mexico, is set to become a billionaire in 5 easy steps:

1. Create a documentary consisting of lies and fraud, which hypes some bullshit danger like global warming.

2. Have all your trillionnaire friends with the last name Rothschild, who just happen own all mainstream media, continue hyping and putting the imaginary “danger” center stage, which creates mass hysteria about an imaginary issue.

3. Have your trillionaire friends and all their billionaire friends give hundreds of millions of dollars buying off politicians to influence them to put forth legislation written by their energy companies to create a new carbon exchange, which will crush competitors and increase profits of a select few energy companies with inside information.

4. Get preferential treatment to set up a new carbon exchange because you an “insider.”

5. Take the new carbon exchange public, and because you are one of the majority shareholders, you become a billionaire.