If I had a dog with 2 vaginas I'd name her Snatches.

OK, seriously, I dated a ob/gyn, who once a had a patient, who literally had 2 vaginas. I'm serious.

Man, I wish I knew her.

Craig Ferguson, the 19th funniest man in America, said, if he knew a girl with 2 vaginas, he'd nickname her Lucky.

Take that Al Qiada!!

P.S. Steven Wright is still funny.