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The 13 Minute Love Affair

Don't tase me, bro!!

When I first saw the dude getting tazed at the John Kerry speech, I was horrified. But they kept showing it over and over, and the more I saw him go, "Don't tase me, bro!!" ...the funnier it got in a sad, pathetic, decline of western civilization because no gives a shit about their fellow human beings sort of way.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised at this point, if someone made a t-shirt saying:

Don't taze me, bro!!

I think it's sick Americans haven't banned together to ban the use of tasers. They're fucking sick!

I'm still waiting for Sean Penn to reprise his role as Jeff Spicoli